Comments on: Novel Hybrids

By: Kit-Bacon Gressitt

Kit-Bacon Gressitt — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:26:43 +0000

Desperately seeking Ms. Willett for a reading in Fallbrook.

If a human receives this would you please contact me? My phone number is 760-522-1064.

Thanks,
Kit-Bacon

By: lisa

lisa — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:07:12 +0000

I made the mistake of taking a large sip of water just as I was reading this. Thankfully, I have quick reflexes and so my keyboard remains dry!

By: The Boss

The Boss — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:44:36 +0000

Where can I find the orginal lists/lists? How about Of Humane Bondage, A Handbook of Painless S and M.. I will expect an answer witin the next four years….

By: Professor Twitmore F. Twatface

Professor Twitmore F. Twatface — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:18:50 +0000

Ok, not the same thing, but on Table of Malcontents, the gang had decided to write some slash fiction (sexual fan fiction) combining two very mismatched characters. One of the results reminded me of this list: Humbert Humbert and Pikachu

By: Garrett Nichols

Garrett Nichols — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 21:24:15 +0000

“No One Writes to the Colonel Mustard”
A colonel attends the funeral of a local musician who was the first to die of natural causes in several years, unlike the host of the funeral who dies of blunt force trauma after being knocked over the head by a candlestick in the parlor.

By: K. Shah

K. Shah — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:13:21 +0000

“The Dairy of Ann Frankenstein”
btw, “The Diarrhea of Ann Frank” is a medical journal article (no relation to the Diary of Ann Frank)

By: Tom Hartley

Tom Hartley — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:24:24 +0000

Deliverance of Things Past: Some hunters get lost in the woods and are rescued by rednecks who torture the hunters with lengthy, obsessively detailed accounts of their unhappy childhoods.

V for Veg-A-Matic: It slices, it dices, it blows up the Houses of Parliament.

Green Eggs and Hamlet: To eat or not to eat? To eat on a train or to eat on a plane? That is the question.

Lord of the Rings of the Nibelung: Hobbits sing themselves to death.

By: Tom Hartley

Tom Hartley — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:24:07 +0000

Of Mighty Mice and X-Men: A retarded super-hero saves a petting zoo from alien attack.

Fear and Loathing in Venice: Hunter Thompson takes drugs, falls in love with a teen-age boy and dies of cholera.

Okay, I’ll stop now.

By: Tom Hartley

Tom Hartley — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:41:02 +0000

The Picture of Dorian Greystoke: Lord Greystoke remains eternally unchanging as the painting of him becomes more and more apelike.

Of More than Human Bondage: Clubfooted telepath Philip Carey is the next stage in human evolution, and he’s really, really kinky.

By: Tom Hartley

Tom Hartley — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 03:09:57 +0000

Lost Girls’ Horizon: Somewhere in the Himalayas is the longest, most beautifully told version of the Aristocrats joke ever.

The Picture of Dorian Gray’s Anatomy: No comment.