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Monthly Archives: October 2008

Most Intriguing Opening Paragraphs of Real News Stories Involving People Stuffing Things in Their Pants

SWEETWATER, Tenn. - A woman has been charged with possession of burglary tools after police said a crowbar slipped out of her pants as she was lurking around a church. (AP, 1/28/08)
LOS ANGELES — When the rare birds of paradise escaped from his suitcase and flew over the heads of U.S. Customs Agents at Los [...]