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Monthly Archives: February 2012

Update: Most Intriguing Opening Paragraphs of Real News Stories Involving People Stuffing Things in Their Pants

TEMPE, Ariz.–A man was caught at a pet shop near University Drive and Dorsey Lane stuffing tarantulas into his pants. (myfoxpheonix.com, 2/1/12) CHICKASHA, Okla.–A suspected thief was taken into custody after allegedly trying to conceal a stolen chainsaw in his pants.  The limping thief was eventually chased from the store, ditching the chainsaw in the [...]