Jincy Willett

TEMPE, Ariz.–A man was caught at a pet shop near University Drive and Dorsey Lane stuffing tarantulas into his pants. (myfoxpheonix.com, 2/1/12) Note: A pattern is beginning to emerge concerning Germans, lizards, and New Zealand. MEXICO CITY–A Mexican man was arrested upon arrival in Mexico City after flying from Lima, Peru with 18 titi monkeys [...]

A new list.  These have to be current and from cited sources.  I’ll start. “The entire show was basically a puzzle which led back to Red John, who was trying to track down former CBI head Madeleine Hightower, who was on the lamb after being falsely accused of murdering a suspect in CBI custody.” http://www.wral.com/entertainment/blogpost/9639299/

New list.  Please suggest and defend the above Ways.  That point is that everybody, without exception, must fall into one category or the other.  I’ll start. 1. You’re passing by a closed door and hear your name mentioned.  People in the next room are apparently talking about you.  Group A: You stop and listen.  Group B: You [...]

(A struggle ensues.)  With nod to Jon Stewart (see his Famous Pictures of Naked People), here’s a brief selection of Word’s “suggested substitutions” to suspect words in my new novel, which I swear to god will be finished this year.  Original                              Microsoft Word Improvement CARROLLIAN                     CAROLINA, CARROLL  IAN UNCELEBRATION            ACCELERATION PUCKISH                              PECKISH CRUMPACKERS                 CRUMP ACKERS KRONKHEIT                       CONCEIT, CRUNCHIEST, CRUNCHIER [...]

What kind of phobic are you?   Your favorite section of the paper is classifieds funnies coupons obits op-eds If you had to die accidentally, you'd prefer to crunch down on a blowfish ovary choke on a cube of raw wagu electrocute yourself in a set tub pass out from sunstroke while gardening in Ecuador [...]