With the (current) waning of the pandemic comes an uptick in, among other things, Naked Man news. There were so many stories in May that I’ve had to pick and choose. What does this mean?
Naked man dives on tarp, crawls through tarp tube during Nats rain delay
Deltona man accused of breaking into woman’s home naked
Naked man in custody after barricading himself in car on highway in Glynn County
Naked man allegedly argued with customers in the basement, claimed people were trying to fight him
Naked Man Refuses To Leave Ocean At San Clemente Pier
Ramsgate mum’s shock at finding naked man in her hallway during early hours of morning
Shock as ‘completely naked’ Scotsman arrested walking down busy road in beauty spot
Naked man in beanie seen prowling outside Carlisle student homes ‘looking through windows’
Naked man ‘danced in front of shop window’ then ran off
Naked man was on train in Lancaster in nothing but shoes
Naked man driving stolen JSO cruiser crashes into woods on I-10
I’ve been remiss; haven’t done this for almost a year. Here are the Naked Man headlines (curated) for the past month. I don’t know why somebody doesn’t do a book about this.
Naked man accused of lunging at person inside bathroom in Fairfax County, police say
Naked man attempts to put out house fire in Cave Creek
Police Arrest Naked Man With Knife Running On Route 4: PD
Naked Florida man covered in mud bites K-9′s ear, deputies say
Nearly-naked man flees hospital, arms himself with shovel and terrorizes West Hills neighborhood
Half-naked man flees police from Akron Metro Transit Center
Naked Man Jumps from Moving Truck, Seriously Injured, in Wilton
Naked man who entered Prescott bar is caught
Naked Man Runs Amok, Slashes Approaching Policeman With Knife In Incident Caught On Camera
Ax Wielding Naked Man Damages Annapolis Home
Police: Naked Man Runs Around McKeesport Building Before Running Into Wall, Causing Giant Hole
Naked man was surrounded by a parking lot full of Black Friday shoppers, NC cops say
Police: Surveillance Video Catches Naked Man Pulling On Doors Of Businesses In Plumstead Township
Naked man breaks into an Orange Mound family’s home
Naked man goes on drug-fueled home invasion spree in Arvada, police say
Naked man who fled after being found in bed with other man’s fiancee feared hypothermia
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Police subdue naked man after Mashpee stabbing incident
Naked man arrested after being found inside Pepsi truck with numerous empty bottles
Naked man arrested for allegedly stealing, crashing pickup in Imperial
Naked man gives town exposure
Report describes fatal police encounter with a naked man performing yoga poses in Phoenix street
Naked man spotted running around La Grange leads police on chase
Naked man wearing sports bra linked to car burglaries, deputies say
Naked man arrested for breaking into Ottawa Co. homes, assault
Naked man arrested in Woodbridge bus terminal
A man broke into a house, showered — then sat naked on the porch to wait, Fla. cops say
Naked Missouri Man Says “Good Morning” to Neighbor, Steals Truck, Flips it
MPD arrest naked man for obscenity, trespassing
Naked Man Tells La Crosse Police He’s On ‘Tons And Tons And Tons And Tons And Tons Of Acid’
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Blake Lively Got Trolled by Ryan Reynolds for Posing With a Naked Man
‘Gyrating’ naked man arrested after scared off by Florida grandma
LMPD: Naked man runs from police, bites EMS worker
‘That’s not my cat.’ Grandma uses false teeth to scare naked man off her porch.
Naked man outside Florida Chick-fil-A arrested for trying to fight passersby
Clearwater super boat race stopped by naked, drunk, disorderly man in water, deputies say
Naked man filmed ‘in sex act with blow-up doll’ on M1 hard shoulder
Charge: Naked man in park was ‘just in the woods masturbating, minding my own business’
Naked man on nature trail tells police he was sunbathing
Naked man urinates on officers during arrest in Camden County
Screaming naked man arrested for throwing rocks at police car
Naked man squirts his hose at cops while on school roof
Naked man armed with a gun wounded by police at church
Naked man storms courtroom and lies down in front of coroner
Naked man carrying hatchet gives Chanhassen jogger a fright
—Post-Inaugural Naked Man Special—
Naked Man Tased by Fresno Police Officer
Police investigate after shocked locals ‘find naked man in street after he jumped out a car boot’ in Edinburgh
NAKED MAN DROVE STOLEN CAB THROUGH PHILADELPHIA PARK, POLICE SAY
Antioch police: ‘Nearly naked man’ running outside leads to hazmat alert
Melbourne man gets naked to protest lack of privacy
‘Drunk man who strips naked and steals taxi’ gets caught on camera as he joyrides it through crowd
IMPD officer tackles belligerent, naked man allegedly high on ‘wax’
Collier County deputies say naked man climbed atop building, tried to hide
Naked man claims God told him to run in Baldwin Park
Malaysian man roams apartment block naked, claims ‘Goddess Mazu’ summoned him to do so
Tallahassee pastor gets caught sleeping with man’s wife, flees naked
Florida Man Has Best Excuse Ever For Being Naked At Car Wash
‘Butt naked’ man runs at woman jogger on Riverwalk
Deputies detain naked man in Fort Gratiot
Naked man arrested after crashing car into house, punching trooper, telling cops he’s Jesus
A toilet tank, a naked man, tasers – charges filed in 2013 case
(HAMILTON – Nearly four years ago, John N. Miller of Missoula allegedly threatened to strike two officers with a toilet tank while nude. He was formally charged in that case this week…The case dates back to March 2013 when sheriff’s deputies were called to an apartment in Stevensville at 2:16 a.m. for a reported disturbance. The first officer on the scene looked into the apartment and saw Miller running around naked inside, according to an affidavit. The officers could see broken items scattered about the apartment, a refrigerator turned on its side and a broken window and door…The affidavit said he eventually “burst from the bathroom” holding a porcelain tank of a toilet above his head. Believing Miller meant to hit them with it, the officers deployed their tasers several times to subdue the man. Miller continued to resist after being handcuffed. His loud statements did not make sense to the officers.)
Naked man wearing a Santa Hat spotted jogging in Cambridgeshire village
Half-naked man’s luge joyride down Kaimai Ranges not illegal, say police – just ‘very unwise’
Archives:
Clairemont woman finds naked intruder in her bed
SAN DIEGO – A 25-year-old man was arrested early Thursday in Clairemont after police said he went into a neighbor’s home, took off his clothes and got into her bed.
The woman returned about 12:30 a.m. to her home on Clairemont Mesa Boulevard near Limerick Avenue where she found the naked intruder and called authorities, San Diego police said.
Officers arrived and took the tattooed man into custody.
He told officers that he heard a noise at the woman’s residence, went inside to investigate and then got naked and into bed to wait for her because “he did not want to startle her, “ police said.
He was arrested on prowling charges, authorities said. (San Diego Union Tribune, 8/9/2012)
Okay, from now on, Headlines Only. The most recent are at the top (it’s November, 2015). The Higbee mayor naked broom attack story is well worth a look. Also, Arab is in Alabama. Also, and take my word for it, if you troll Google News for “naked woman,” you get nothing like this list. Apparently women don’t like to goof around naked in public. Except in Alaska.
Naked man climbs on top of Metro bus in West Hollywood
Deputies: Naked Florida man breaks into home with pants on arms
Naked man in Stuart says he’s no exhibitionist
Naked man says he was looking for a wife at Mormon temple
Naked man found in Hiawatha now accused of killing mother
Naked man Tasered by police after attacking parked cars in the street
Naked man takes a walk in the mall
Trailcam Captured Naked Man on LSD Who Believed He was Siberian Tiger
Officers respond to screaming, naked man at reservoir in Washington Co.
Naked man climbed onto moving van and threw bricks before suffering heart attack, inquest heard
Naked man causes ruckus in Hanover neighborhood
Officers Catch Up to Naked Man Wandering Eureka After He Stops to Pet a Dog
Naked man breaks in home, bites resident, then dies
Naked man does bizarre pole dance complete with karate kicks after cops handcuff him to a lamppost
Naked man approached woman, son at Horseneck Beach in Westport
Bananas, eggs and a pair of naked men: online stir after nude photos at scenic Chinese temple go viral
Naked man arrested for hitting neighbor’s house with shovel
Two women approached by naked man in parking garage at Plaza Art Fair
Naked man interrupts Maryland student’s workout
Naked man defecated on doorstep of Iowa City home
Naked man found standing on his head on East 7th Street
Man Strips Naked, Exposes Anus To Construction Worker
Man takes naked ‘fun run’ in yard
Man strips naked in airport departure lounge and dances in front of bemused travellers
Naked man storms in-law’s home to reclaim his ‘arrested’ wife
VIDEO: Naked man dances, takes selfies with petrol attendant
Naked man arrested in Schaghticoke, kicks hole in police barracks wall
State police looking for naked man who shouted ‘Jesus is coming’
Woman says naked man approached her on Newport News trail
Naked Man Accused of Breaking into East Wenatchee Homes Arrested
Man runs into Tenn. school half naked, thinks fire alarm contains smurfs
Naked man causes stir during rush hour in Roanoke
Naked man ding-dong-ditches police officer, caught on video*
Naked man raided B-Town International Market sauce aisle
Naked Man Watering Lawn Arrested After Allegedly Throwing Knife, Beer Bottles at Fresno County Deputies
Naked man lies down in the road, stops traffic in Orange
Naked man who ‘bear-hugged’ officer, grabbed her Taser sentenced to state mental hospital
Streaker drank nine pints, got naked, then ran through women’s rights march
Naked Russian Man Asks to Share Mausoleum With Lenin
Naked man caught performing sex act on himself in Carmarthen housing estate
Naked man marches with veterans
Police Arrest Naked Man Running Through Hotel Parking Lot
Dublin: Woman says she might have seen a naked man
Lamar deputies have their hands full with naked man on acid
Naked man jumps from B.C, ferry, later arrested ‘soaked, incoherent’
Naked man puts Xbox in oven, starts apartment fire, attacks police officers
Pantless woman and naked man arrested
Naked, masturbating man investigated in connection with airport bomb threat
Drunk, naked man attempts to steal grill cover, police say
Firemen call police, point to naked man
Nude man tased after running through Logan park carrying large rock
Man Strips Naked atop San Francisco Freeway Sign
Naked man in Liberty Village women’s sauna sought
Man, 29, arrested after he is found naked and screaming in flower bed in Crystal City
Naked man charged with stealing Hungry Jack’s Whopper from car in Derby
Naked man denies being naked to officers
Naked man causes rush-hour traffic jam after stripping off and sitting on top of his car
‘I JUST LIKE PIGS’: POLICE ARREST DRUNK, NAKED MAN IN PENNSYLVANIA HOG BARN
POLICE LINES: There’s a naked man in the rotary
Hipster Café Really Sorry for Letting Butt-Naked Guy Walk Around Store for an Hour
Man Crashes Car, Strips Naked, Marches Down Busy Street Friday
GOP candidates arrive for debate; three charged in fatal fire; naked Chagrin Falls man in Cincinnati crash
Naked Man With Garden Shears Breaks Through Windows of Home
Caught on camera: Naked man steals deputy’s patrol car
Naked man, 81, arrested for ‘having sex with bush in his own back garden’
Naked man escorted from Novi Kroger was having ‘episode’
Firefighters catch naked man at church
Naked man tried to take cops’ guns
Naked man runs around Topeka motel with knife
Naked man allegedly destroys Dollar General bathroom
Naked man arrested while working on tan lines
Husband and wife shocked to find naked man running around their house filling their kitchen drawers with water and smearing excrement on their walls
Wilbraham police: Naked man running through center of town was on ecstasy, suffering from psychiatric problems
Police seek to id waving naked man
Naked man fleeing at 30 km/h arrested after 1973 farm tractor inexplicably stalls
Drunk Man in Only Shoes and Socks Arrested for Candy Theft
Naked man dancing in traffic arrested along I-44 in St. Louis
Crazed naked man dives through woman’s sunroof
Naked man leads police on downtown chase, jumps in Elliott Bay
Half Naked Man Dressed as a Bumblebee Twerks on the NYC Subway
Police hunt naked ‘mop head man’ with pot belly
Palo Alto police arrest naked man in crime spree
Naked man in cowboy hat enters Georgia home
Naked man spotted on roof of BMV arrested in Portage
Police: Naked Temperance man threatened grandma with ax, sword
Naked man hit Higbee mayor with a broom
Naked man removed from tree with bucket truck in Arab
Police Charge Naked Man In Park Forest Attack
‘Very Shy’ Dude Posts Nude Selfie With Giant Gun in Craigslist Ad
Caught on Cam: Man Strips Naked on Top of SUV, Taunts Officers in Wilmington
Naked man tased twice by Clarksville police
British tourist appears in Dubai court accused of ‘running naked through corridors of holiday apartment block after getting drunk on rum in posh hotel’
Polite Nude Man Startles Woman
Naked man spotted roaming the streets of Taiwan, looks a lot like a titan
Caught on Dash Cam: Naked man on motorcycle arrested in Chickasha
Birmingham Sausage Man Crowd-Surfs Naked, Gets Invited Backstage By Kings of Leon
Woman: Naked man helping her with diabetes treatment
Naked man, UFOs and bears seen in Saugeen Shores
Yeiner Perez: Naked Man Attacks BART Passengers, Performs Gymnastics
Naked man arrested after refusing to get dressed, report says
Naked Man Covered in Crisco Just Wanted ‘To Party’
Naked man injured in fight on Elgin street
Naked man wielding gardening shears Tasered in Stafford County, police say
St. Paul: Naked man throws naked girlfriend off second-floor balcony, charges say
Naked man seen walking in Weymouth
Florida Man Smokes Synthetic Pot, Shoots Glock, Runs Around Neighborhood Naked
Naked man who crashed into pole: More details released
Tulsa Firefighters Pull Naked Man From Storm Drain
Naked man apprehended by deputies after foot chase
Naked fisherman rescued from shark infested waters in Australia
Naked Man on Dalton Road Heading to Court
Naked couple charged with domestic battery
Brockton police: Naked man pushed out third-floor window
Naked man emerges from bushes during planning meeting
Cops: Naked man danced in front of woman’s home
Naked man arrested following romp in Jimboomba
Drunk man found naked with monkeys
Inquiries continue after half-naked man shot in the foot in South Norwood
Naked rambler who has spent years in jail for refusing to cover up is ordered to see psychiatrist after appearing in
court in just boots and socks
Naked man allegedly tries to break into Boise business
Vernon Man Charged After Allegedly Swearing at Women – While Naked
Man strips-naked in Bulawayo nightclub
Naked man with rifle shot by police at Lansdowne motel
Naked Man Arrested After Destroying Bryan Hotel Room
Knox County man pleads guilty to doing yard work in the nude
Green Lake naked man charged, still not identified
Naked Man Walks Out of Woods During Unrelated News Report
Police: Naked Man Wielded Knife Inside 7-Eleven
Naked man drives car into 2 fences, porch
Naked man arrested at Sonic eatery
PA troopers: Half-naked man on bath salts throws cinder block at cop
Blotter: Nude Man Spotted Driving on I-476, Slashed Tires, Thefts
Naked man exposed himself to elderly dog walker in Hemel woods
Naked Drunk North Korean Man Washes Ashore In South Korea
Naked man with laptop found on bench at beach
Naked Man Causes Scare at Local Wendy’s
Naked man in women’s showers, falls one storey
Lacey man arrested because clothes kept “falling off”
Naked man jumps out second floor window, chews on woman’s head
Uncooperative naked man arrested in Boulder Creek
Man Found Naked In Swimming Pool Charged With Arson
Tempe’s Naked Burglary Couple Couldn’t Get Their Stories Straight, According to Records
Deputies: Naked man claimed friends set him up
2 naked men, alligator key players in bizarre burglary
Alleged naked man arrested on Route 540 in South Jersey
James Albert Kimrey, Naked Man, Falls Through North Carolina Church Roof: Police
Naked Woman, Allegedly High on Spice, Lays Waste to an Alaska Subway
Man accused of running around naked again
(This last headline merits the whole story.)
SOUTH CAROLINA (The Times Democrat) A mental evaluation has been ordered for a Rowesville man charged in a second incident involving nudity.
Circuit Court Judge Ed Dickson ordered the evaluation Monday after a second charge of indecent exposure in just over a year was levied against 34-year-old Paul Ott.
“After having been evaluated … we will schedule a bond hearing,” Dickson said.
The Bay Street man was arrested Saturday on a probation violation and later charged by county authorities with indecent exposure after a Rowesville family notified deputies of a naked man in their yard.
State probation agent Lisa Boltin told the court Saturday’s incident placed Ott in violation of a plea agreement in a prior indecent exposure charge.
In September 2011, Ott was charged with indecent exposure after being accused of trying to break into a Cope residence naked while demanding in crude form to have sex with the homeowner’s wife.
Ott pleaded guilty to that charge in January and was placed on probation.
Boltin requested a mental evaluation, saying a toxicology test showed no drugs in his system.
“We don’t have any indication this is the result of drugs,” she said. “It’s a safety issue for the community, but we are also concerned about Mr. Ott’s safety as well.”
Defense attorney Charlie Williams III agreed a mental evaluation is in order, citing the possibility of a bipolar condition.
Williams declined comment until after an evaluation, but did say his priority is the “well-being of my client.” Any health issues would be addressed first, he said, and legal matters at a later date.
Prosecutor Sarah Ford recommended a bond hearing be held only after the court can consider the results of the mental evaluation.
Ott was taken into custody Saturday after a Rowesville woman noticed a man “standing in her goat pin (sic) completely nude,” according to a Sheriff’s Office incident report.
The naked man ran at her, but stopped after she yelled at him, she said. When she asked him what he was doing, he said he “was running with the birds.”
The woman’s husband tried talking to the man, but the man refused.
Deputies found some clothing in a nearby wooded area and a hunter who said he saw an individual running past around daylight.
Ott was arrested last year after a Sept. 1 incident in which a Cope man reported a naked man trying to break into his residence.
When deputies arrived, the resident said the naked subject was at his back door using a stick in an effort to get inside.
According to the report, the naked visitor allegedly pointed at the homeowner’s wife inside the house and “started moving in a hunching motion.” The naked man crudely yelled he wanted to have sex with her, the homeowner claimed.
A public disorderly conduct charge was later dropped due to the incident taking place on private property.
And in a bench trial in November 2011, Ott was found not guilty of trespassing after Williams argued the Rowesville man had “good cause” for being on the property. Williams said Ott was seeking medical treatment after a car wreck that had happened immediately prior to the Cope incident.
Ott then pleaded guilty in January to indecent exposure related to the Cope incident. He was sentenced to 15 months of probation. (10/16/2012)
*No vivid headines please
