What you should be reading instead of this

  • Moby Dick
  • Great Expectations
  • Les Liaisons Dangereuses
  • Anything by Robert Benchley
  • Anything by James Thurber, except his late stuff
  • Ditto by S.J. Perelman
  • “The Young Immigrunts,” by Ring Lardner
  • Archy  and Mehitabel, by Don Marquis
  • Nonsense Novels, by Stephen Leacock
  • The Once and Future King, by T.H. White
  • Lucky Jim, by Kingsley Amis
  • Portable Prairie, by M.J. Andersen
  • Skinner’s Drift, by Lisa Fugard
  • Anything by David Sedaris
  • Anything by Tobias Wolff
  • We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families: Stories From Rwanda, by Philip Gourevitch
  • “The Ledge” by Lawrence Sargent Hall
  • “The Best of Betty,” by me