Unintriguing Headlines

Here’s a new list.   These must be substantiated.

Bullies May Get Kick Out of Seeing Others in Pain

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27592980/

Portuguese sausage sighted in North County

http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2008/08/20/food/groch/z8756df8b2ffbd441882574ab0001abe5.txt

 Drunken dialing, mental confusion prompt frivolous calls to 911

http://www.nctimes.com/news/national/article_805e43dd-0bdb-53ff-b473-e4cdc0e52698.html

The Onion Does It Again

Just as theirs was the most appropriate response to 9/11 (sadly, no trace of that brilliant headline remains on the web), they wrote the best 11/4 headline (and article):

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/kobe_bryant_scores_25_in_holy_shit